Overall Standings as of 9/30/2003
| Place | Team | Hitting Pts | Pitching Pts | Total | Behind |
| 1 | Gorilla Luggage Test | 46 | 34 | 80 | 0 |
| 2 | Beans Boozers | 40 | 32 | 72 | 8 |
| 3 | The Sultans of Swing | 34.5 | 35 | 69.5 | 10.5 |
| 4 | Koch's Cowboys | 40 | 27 | 67 | 13 |
| 5 | F*#kheads | 28 | 38 | 66 | 14 |
| 6 | Plowboyz | 28.5 | 20 | 48.5 | 31.5 |
| 7 | Legion of the Doomed | 30.5 | 13 | 43.5 | 36.5 |
| 8 | Chi Chis | 13.5 | 27 | 40.5 | 39.5 |
| 9 | Disableds | 19 | 20 | 39 | 41 |
| 9 | Jefes | 7 | 32 | 39 | 41 |
| 11 | Mexico City Mashers | 15 | 17.5 | 32.5 | 47.5 |
| 12 | Gracie's Heroes | 10 | 16.5 | 26.5 | 53.5 |
| Points | Team | BA |
| 12 | Gorilla Luggage Test | 0.294858649480006 |
| 11 | Beans Boozers | 0.277853260869565 |
| 10 | The Sultans of Swing | 0.276962899050906 |
| 9 | Legion of the Doomed | 0.274591477090676 |
| 8 | F*#kheads | 0.274264062955407 |
| 7 | Koch's Cowboys | 0.273997296079315 |
| 6 | Plowboyz | 0.271192222411735 |
| 5 | Gracie's Heroes | 0.271155033971587 |
| 4 | Mexico City Mashers | 0.264800285306705 |
| 3 | Chi Chis | 0.26348467209934 |
| 2 | Disableds | 0.261872973488461 |
| 1 | Jefes | 0.254488247270035 |
| Points | Team | RBI |
| 12 | Gorilla Luggage Test | 1107 |
| 11 | Koch's Cowboys | 989 |
| 10 | Beans Boozers | 913 |
| 9 | Legion of the Doomed | 847 |
| 8 | The Sultans of Swing | 830 |
| 7 | Plowboyz | 819 |
| 6 | Disableds | 768 |
| 5 | F*#kheads | 755 |
| 4 | Mexico City Mashers | 737 |
| 3 | Jefes | 689 |
| 2 | Chi Chis | 671 |
| 1 | Gracie's Heroes | 573 |
| Points | Team | HR |
| 12 | Gorilla Luggage Test | 329 |
| 11 | Koch's Cowboys | 288 |
| 10 | Beans Boozers | 234 |
| 9 | The Sultans of Swing | 211 |
| 8 | Plowboyz | 206 |
| 6.5 | Legion of the Doomed | 203 |
| 6.5 | Disableds | 203 |
| 5 | Mexico City Mashers | 163 |
| 4 | Chi Chis | 151 |
| 3 | F*#kheads | 149 |
| 2 | Jefes | 144 |
| 1 | Gracie's Heroes | 128 |
| Points | Team | SB |
| 12 | F*#kheads | 171 |
| 11 | Koch's Cowboys | 153 |
| 10 | Gorilla Luggage Test | 138 |
| 9 | Beans Boozers | 100 |
| 7.5 | Plowboyz | 94 |
| 7.5 | The Sultans of Swing | 94 |
| 6 | Legion of the Doomed | 87 |
| 4.5 | Chi Chis | 73 |
| 4.5 | Disableds | 73 |
| 3 | Gracie's Heroes | 61 |
| 2 | Mexico City Mashers | 48 |
| 1 | Jefes | 36 |
| Points | Team | ERA |
| 12 | Gorilla Luggage Test | 3.32078935291418 |
| 11 | The Sultans of Swing | 3.35294117647059 |
| 10 | Beans Boozers | 3.49492385786802 |
| 9 | F*#kheads | 3.80837148463048 |
| 8 | Koch's Cowboys | 3.84345898004435 |
| 7 | Jefes | 4.00867976244861 |
| 6 | Chi Chis | 4.02895322939866 |
| 5 | Gracie's Heroes | 4.0568283249033 |
| 4 | Mexico City Mashers | 4.35898153329603 |
| 3 | Disableds | 4.41906474820144 |
| 2 | Plowboyz | 4.49794614331356 |
| 1 | Legion of the Doomed | 4.53828102082722 |
| Points | Team | RATIO |
| 12 | Beans Boozers | 1.21522842639594 |
| 11 | The Sultans of Swing | 1.2262443438914 |
| 10 | Gorilla Luggage Test | 1.22808627810922 |
| 9 | F*#kheads | 1.26422498364944 |
| 8 | Jefes | 1.30059387848333 |
| 7 | Chi Chis | 1.30089086859688 |
| 6 | Koch's Cowboys | 1.32439024390244 |
| 5 | Gracie's Heroes | 1.35406129128236 |
| 4 | Disableds | 1.38129496402878 |
| 3 | Mexico City Mashers | 1.40346950195859 |
| 2 | Plowboyz | 1.43496120492926 |
| 1 | Legion of the Doomed | 1.46083895570549 |
| Points | Team | W |
| 12 | Disableds | 107 |
| 11 | Chi Chis | 97 |
| 10 | Jefes | 93 |
| 9 | F*#kheads | 91 |
| 8 | Koch's Cowboys | 90 |
| 7 | Plowboyz | 83 |
| 6 | Beans Boozers | 77 |
| 4.5 | Gracie's Heroes | 71 |
| 4.5 | Mexico City Mashers | 71 |
| 3 | Legion of the Doomed | 61 |
| 2 | Gorilla Luggage Test | 49 |
| 1 | The Sultans of Swing | 33 |
| Points | Team | S |
| 12 | The Sultans of Swing | 109 |
| 11 | F*#kheads | 97 |
| 10 | Gorilla Luggage Test | 79 |
| 9 | Plowboyz | 59 |
| 8 | Legion of the Doomed | 57 |
| 7 | Jefes | 55 |
| 6 | Mexico City Mashers | 50 |
| 5 | Koch's Cowboys | 38 |
| 4 | Beans Boozers | 29 |
| 3 | Chi Chis | 22 |
| 2 | Gracie's Heroes | 6 |
| 1 | Disableds | 4 |